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grffindors:

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

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sparrowholmes:

consulting-meerkat:

ilovedeers:

aneba213:

brb, SCREAMING.

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anotherdoctorwhofangirl:

one time when i was 6 my mom caught me trying to eat pure sugar out of the container so she stopped and said “Would you like to have something even sweeter?” and of course little naive 6 year old me said yes yes i would so she said “smell it first and then decide” and handed me a bottle of straight vanilla extract and of course it smelled like the tears of jesus so i said YES give me and she let me take a huge swig and this is why i have trust issues

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soo-long-soldier:

Today in PE this girl decided to play some music for us while we work out and she started playing death metal and everyone looked at her like “the fuck is this” so she stopped playing it and out of no where this girl in the corner of the room goes “EXCUSE ME I WAS WORSHIPPING THE DEVIL OVER HERE CAN YOU PLEASE PUT THAT BACK ON” and I seriously couldn’t breathe and everyone else was scared for their safety

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phisting:

if you’re going to call me a bitch i need at least 5 reasons and examples with each one written in paragraph form with your name and date in the top right hand corner due monday 

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